Sorry, my POSB Savings Account

Dearest account,

I plead guilty for making u go empty before the the end of the month, again. You've been a great accompany to me since I was a young kid... Still remembering those days when you had hundreds or even thousands in your stomach, you were so happy and delighted... I wondered why things turned to be so different now... Bro, I really missed the old you...

And I, being bastard, keep pressing you for money through the ATM machine nowadays, and keep operating your stomach to transfer money to your fellow account - mates... It truefully hurts in my heart... From a big fat account, you grew old over the years, and shedded quite alot of weight...

I PROMISED, I promised that I will treat you better next month... No more operating your stomach to answer other ppl' needs... They gotta find their own way to let their accounts to survive right? I also agreed to treat ur fellow brother (UOB) and sister (OCBC) well next month... But at least, they are better then you this month.

Love you always...

Regards,

ShawnTay